The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agoIt was a complete and total shock, I tell you.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square24fedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down12
arrow-up167arrow-down1imageIt was a complete and total shock, I tell you.lemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 5 months agomessage-square24fedilink
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoI have a drawbridge on my way to work. A drawbridge! Barges come in under that bridge. Different philosophy around here. No such thing as late really because a random one hour delay is just too much to solve by leaving early.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoIf you had a 1974 Dodge Monaco, preferably the police cruiser version, you could jump that drawbridge with no problem.
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·5 months agoBoss: locks you in the building Boss: you live here now. I expect 3x productivity for a $0.50 cent raise with a maximum daily rate of quiet mumbling. Problem solved!
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoHow much is half a dollar cents in USD?
minus-squarebobs_monkey@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·5 months agoUh, $0.50 or 50¢? Is this a trick question?
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 months agoI think their point is that you would already read $0.50 as 50 cents, so adding the word cent to that makes it redundant.
I have a drawbridge on my way to work. A drawbridge! Barges come in under that bridge.
Different philosophy around here. No such thing as late really because a random one hour delay is just too much to solve by leaving early.
If you had a 1974 Dodge Monaco, preferably the police cruiser version, you could jump that drawbridge with no problem.
Boss: locks you in the building
Boss: you live here now. I expect 3x productivity for a $0.50 cent raise with a maximum daily rate of quiet mumbling. Problem solved!
How much is half a dollar cents in USD?
Uh, $0.50 or 50¢? Is this a trick question?
I think their point is that you would already read $0.50 as 50 cents, so adding the word cent to that makes it redundant.
Ah good call