Put some money in the collection plate and maybe little Timmy won’t find his way into an early grave?
Hopefully Timmy’s tithing up in heaven now.
Access to heaven is a subscription based service, $39.99 per month
Oh no no, it’s 10% of your gross income, my holy friend.
Sounds like Upload
Wow, they got a photo from Mother Theresa’s facility? ;)
Suffering is a virtue, therefore it’s virtuous to make children suffer.
What a saint that woman was.
Heads up: I’m sure you know, but others might not, that Mother Teresa was a sadistic con artist.
It’s amazing how many people don’t know the details here…
In those moments when it seems likely that Christian God very much exists, and is a vengeful and micromanaging hide-and-seek champion Who allows children to have cancer, and with Whom I’d be in a clearly abusive relationship, He, too, appears to be a sadistic con artist of the nepobaby, MLM-upline variety.
Not funny
Lighten up Jesus Christ
I feel like I’m back on Reddit lol.
Character accounts making in character, dark humored jokes on an atheism meme sub.
2010 what a time to be alive
Big fan of your work
Gnostics did some pretty crazy jumps to deal with the problem of evil. They eventually decided that the old testament God was actually the devil that Jesus was trying to save them from. A creator God that trapped souls in the hell scape of reality.
I’ve often joked that Jesus didn’t redeem humans in the eyes of God, he redeemed the Hebrew god in the eyes of western culture.
I’m sorry the opportunity to deploy.this joke occurs “often”?
This fits in with what happens in the Bible.
“God never gives you more than you can handle.”
I know people who have been driven batsh*t insane by what God has given them.
Pretty sure every single person who has ever died was given more than they could handle.
…because I love them.
Well @Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com, do you want to weigh in on this?
Remember that satan did not make hell.
I would prefer God existed simply so that there were a proper forum to air my grievances.
Kinda crazy, huh? I mean we’ve got chit like Round Up, causing illness… but that’s not the fault of humans. Nah.
Humans are sick.
Ummm, you think an atheist memes community would think that humans aren’t responsible for creating and using RoundUp?
You’re a smart one.