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Cake day: June 19th, 2024

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  • Thanks, I typically slip up on spelling when I haven’t had my coffee. Good looking out.

    As for all that sass and snark your sporting, you can thank our angel Micheal for that. I wasn’t paying attention while I was creating you, and like the opening credits of the Powerpuff girls or something, he slam dunked 2 full bottles of sass and half a gallon of snark into the mix.

    I mean, I’m never gunna forget that. Hek, YOU’LL never let me forget it.

    We’ve got rules now posted in the creation room though. Your only 1 of 3 other people with a high acidity of what I call ‘the sparklies’

    Forgiveness, gratitude, strength ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️





  • I was In my dressing room getting ready for my appearance on the view.

    Look, I’m gunna level with ya, I’ve never been an avid anime fan or enjoyer. But i do love my children, and some of my children in fact love anime, therfore it was created for thee to enjoy.

    But yea I’ll admit, I kinda purposely just handed that chapter of avatar over to our “Just finish this ! Department.” So yea, my bad on that definitely oversight on my part for sure.

    We had a meeting about my behavior on this topic and Dads pretty much straightened me out. Apologies.

    Won’t happen again.

    Peace, love, serenity ✨️



  • Guilty as charged. You know, one thing I’ve learned during my time in the carpentery industry, is, you.can.NOT.please.the.amish.

    Nothing wrong with Amish folks my children, I love everyone. But they indeed have very specific taste and requirements. If you don’t meet their expectations? Well, guess what ?

    Now you’ve just made Barbra in heavens complaint department, work through lunch.

    Talk about a ‘Karen’, in fact, this entire situation was so chaotic at the time (Under control now for the most part Dad bless) that the term ‘Karen’ was coined and some how it got even messier that word got out about the situation to earth.

    Then all of a sudden, all of you (my precious children) started calling the manager askers Karens. This incident happened 347 centuries ago, it’s crazy how one gossip (A sin by the way. I’ll still forgive you but come on) in the office can really ruin your brand name.

    PR got involved, it was a whole thing. Dad’s gotta Good lawyer though 🙏