balderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 10 days agoI was blind, but now I seelemmy.zipimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up1768arrow-down18
arrow-up1760arrow-down1imageI was blind, but now I seelemmy.zipbalderdash@lemmy.zip to memes@lemmy.world · 10 days agomessage-square51fedilink
minus-squareJerkface@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·10 days agoI was shocked to learn how far away people can read and recognize my face. Much was explained that day.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 days ago“Wait. I can see where they’re looking at from this far away. That means… Oh man.”
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-210 days agoLike your first fart or boner after cochlear implants.
minus-squareakakunai@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 days agoB-boner? Tf kinda noise is your boner making?
minus-squareCastigant@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 days agoWhat, you can’t hear it? I hate to say it, but you might want to get your ears checked. Everyone else can hear it, people around you have probably just been courteous enough not to mention it. It sounds like this.
People meters away have faces
I was shocked to learn how far away people can read and recognize my face. Much was explained that day.
“Wait. I can see where they’re looking at from this far away. That means… Oh man.”
Like your first fart or boner after cochlear implants.
B-boner? Tf kinda noise is your boner making?
What, you can’t hear it? I hate to say it, but you might want to get your ears checked. Everyone else can hear it, people around you have probably just been courteous enough not to mention it.
It sounds like this.