RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agoAnon is metal as fucklemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1170arrow-down156
arrow-up1114arrow-down1imageAnon is metal as fucklemmy.worldRedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squaremad_asshatter@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down1·3 months agoMy testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.
minus-squareBombasticlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down2·3 months agoI’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly. Snip snip
minus-squareloaExMachina@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoNah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer. Whomp whomp
minus-squarebrown567@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoReading this made a sound in my head Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it I’m scared XD
minus-squarer_thndr@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoJesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck
minus-squareLand_Strider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months ago You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?
minus-squareStarkstruck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoI don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
minus-squareChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down3·3 months ago!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.
I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.
Whomp whomp
Reading this made a sound in my head
Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it
I’m scared XD
Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck
You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?
You and me both brother
I don’t even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
!egg_irl@lemmy.blahaj.zone