I morged about a morgillion times already

Did you take your pills today?

He has no fear of manager or customer.

Oh to be such a brave man

One of the Illustrators of all time. He made a moebillion illustrations with many also being considered some of the illustrations of all time. Each and every one of those illustrations have been displayed to a moebillion people.

Alleged he made a moebillion dollars from selling them.

His signature included the iconic phrase: “Its Moebin time”

Does it come with a paper crown?

Do Americans actually get text messages like those? I thought it was a joke

He’s solid snake

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That was totally unexpected /s

He looks vaguely Andy Samberg(-y)

That code snippet isn’t even one line and it’s already unreadable to me

Did the parasite also give humankind the ability to speak languages?

Replying so I can return here later

That’s bait

A homeless man that pays for the blue twitter checkmark, mind you

Man, I have no idea what this means.

I AM getting old

And stone!

Am I missing something? He opened the lid and placed it down? That’s feels good? What does that entail? Am I old?

Can I get a shroomjak?