Deceased grandmother Anita Reilly’s bereaved found a trove of family recipes, including one for a beloved, secret family soup that was also “racist as fuck.”
  • mad_asshatter@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    7 months ago

    The Reillys were unavailable for further comment, as they were having their Grandfather’s signed copy of Mein Kampf appraised for insurance purposes.

    Along with The Trump Bible, and their beanie babies, they’re sure to be hundredaires.

    • tsonfeir@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      7 months ago

      It’s very generous of you to assume they aren’t being crushed by medical debt. ;)