• drolex
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    6 months ago

    Don’t tread on me! Please. If that’s the same to you, I’d rather be left alone. Thank you.

    • Dippy@beehaw.org
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      6 months ago

      I’m actually very distressed myself that I’ve stepped on you. This is not what I expected or wanted out of my day and I hope we can move along and never see each other again ever

    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today
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      6 months ago

      Snake: “Bruh! Bruuuh! See me wavin? I’m wavin and rattlin I know I’m hard to see!”

      Person: ||paralyzed with terror||