Time to scratch that ball itch
The thought of this person touching a microfiber cloth is too much for me to bear
It was terrible, and you made it worse. Thank you.
What Lesbians see when other lesbians threaten to let their nails grow
What was the thought process? Nightmares.
Have fun snagging your hands on literally everything
Fuck you op
I’m a bad person and I should feel bad.
Those would break off in 0.01 seconds
No they wouldn’t. They’d tear along each cut until they met skin 😳
It’d happen pretty “quick” right enough
Oh they wouldn’t stop at skin.
Please stop in the name of sanity!
Not if it’s gel nails.
This literally makes my skin crawl. I already bend my nails backwards picking up heavy awkward stuff.
This gave me the same visceral reaction as nail-based torture scenes in movies.
I’d poke my eye out.
They break before that happens, time wise
Man, it has been a long time since the Internet has made me say “oh my god” out loud
Quickly run those down a wool sweater.
Scene: Customer walks into toilet, the door closes.
*Short pause followed by blood curdling scream"
Jump cut to outside, screams echo, pigeons fly away startled.
Cut back to outside of toilet, where blood seeps from under the door.
yo let’s go bowling
