• Billiam@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Hell, at this point I’m willing to believe “shoot your dog Cricket at the gravel pit” is some stupid Republican aphorism for “flew to a blue state to have an abortion.”

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        6 months ago

        And the goat. Once she killed that dog, she just couldn’t stop herself.

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          6 months ago

          She popped her berserker rage cooldown, and decided it was time to unleash her lifelong desire to harm small animals for fun.

          I would not be surprises if the next plot twist in her psycopath story arc was her secretly being a serial killer.