Bro Riker and Zuck exist on polar opposites of the Humanness Continuum.
I’m straight and I don’t think I would be able to resist Riker if he gave me that smile and sat down next to me with an irresistible swoop of his leg over the chair top (??) that showed off his majestic long legs.
Zuck doesn’t even want to sleep with you, he just wants to monetize the advertisement revenue from knowing you and someone else just had sex. He is watching, listening and… stroking his beard? Ewww.
Also, Tasha Yarr knows what the fuck is up, Data is probably a superb lover, don’t matter how awkward he is.
Frakes screwed up his back working for a moving company before he made it as an actor, and the tight spandex uniforms of season 1 and 2 didn’t help anything. Rikering a chair is the easiest way for him to sit down.
Bro Riker and Zuck exist on polar opposites of the Humanness Continuum.
I’m straight and I don’t think I would be able to resist Riker if he gave me that smile and sat down next to me with an irresistible swoop of his leg over the chair top (??) that showed off his majestic long legs.
Zuck doesn’t even want to sleep with you, he just wants to monetize the advertisement revenue from knowing you and someone else just had sex. He is watching, listening and… stroking his beard? Ewww.
Also, Tasha Yarr knows what the fuck is up, Data is probably a superb lover, don’t matter how awkward he is.
Data D is a real banger. That the real reason she exploded see? The alien was a coincidence
Frakes screwed up his back working for a moving company before he made it as an actor, and the tight spandex uniforms of season 1 and 2 didn’t help anything. Rikering a chair is the easiest way for him to sit down.