• TWeaK@lemm.ee
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      6 months ago

      The real joke is plastic recycling to begin with. It’s an inferior product, one much more likely to produce harmful microplastics.

      Almost as bad as biodegradable plastics.

      Reduce, reuse, recycle. Recycling is supposed to be the last resort, not the first choice for profits.

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        Am doing work with plastics. When someone says “made with 100% recycled plastic” I automatically know it’ll be brittle and it’ll suck. Sadly, plastic isn’t really recyclable. The bonds break down in the injection machine itself if you leave it a minute too long (heated). Now imagine getting a product that was injected properly, cutting it up, then remelting it, making pellets out of it and then melting those pellets to inject again. Plastic isn’t metal, it doesn’t melt and freeze without loss of strength.

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        6 months ago

        I seem to remember some of the biodegradable plastics being chill and some of them just decomposing into like micro plastics way faster which doesn’t matter at all and sucks, somebody reading this get me a source on that it’s 12:16 and I’m tired

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          I’m not sure about the chill ones, but most of them just put starch in the polymer chain at various intervals. Bacteria break down the starch, which visibly breaks down the plastic, however it leaves behind tiny polymer chunks - microplastics.

          I imagine a good biodegradable plastic is quite expensive, probably more so than other green alternatives.

    • Abrinoxus@lemmy.today
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      6 months ago

      Cleaning plastic for recycling and believing it gets recycled is important to make people accept plastic in their lives. It was never really about recycling.

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    Isn’t that the whole point of climate denial? It’s easier to pretend it doesn’t exist. Yes. How is this a joke?

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      Satire isn’t always pure fiction. Sometimes it’s just reiterating a stupid point to highlight how ridiculous it is. Satire doesn’t mean “fake” and the success of the joke is not dependant on whether or not people are making those same arguments themselves. In fact, a lot of the best satire assumes the headline you’re putting forward is mocking genuine but daft arguments.

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      The Onion ran out of satire years ago. Now they’re just accurately reporting on real life stories.

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        6 months ago

        OP is from another satire site

        Edit: once again I’m reminded not to swipe type blindly

    • i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca
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      Cauliflower? Wrapped in plastic.

      Cucumber? Individually wrapped in plastic, or in a bag.

      All protein? Plastic film and maybe some styrofoam for good measure.

      Asian pears? INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED IN STRYOFOAM MESH

      Small tomatoes or berries? Plastic container.

      If someone buys their fresh foods from a grocery store, some things are impossible to find without already being wrapped in a ton of plastic. And they came in on a truck where the pallet was wrapped with another metric ton of plastic wrap.

      It’s everywhere. Even when you’re not buying something wrapped in plastic, it was probably already wrapped in plastic and the store already threw it out for you.