• Cyrus Draegur@lemm.eeEnglish
    14·
    7 months ago

    step 1: be cute and fuzzy

    step 2: don’t not be cute and fuzzy

    step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want

    step 4: take everything. it’s yours.

    • general_kittenEnglish
      8·
      7 months ago

      Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more