The forbidden way to smoke chicken.

As unlikely as New England becoming Canada’s newest province would be, it’s STILL more likely than Canada ever becoming the 51st state.

I say this with admiration for Canada: when you back crazy cannucka into corners, they INVENT NEW WAR CRIMES that the international community hasn’t thought to write laws against.

Canada burned the white house to the fucking ground before.

They’ll do it again.

AND AMERICA WILL HAVE IT COMING.

I just wish New England could go ahead and join Canada already to ruin the US federal government’s economy and industry. Cascadia (the states of California, Washington, and Oregon) should become a province too. what’s left of the United States can’t survive without receiving affirmative action participation trophies and charity from us. The whole world would be a better place.

Unless the artist was a brony.

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Ahhh yeah okay on that point it’s definitely illustrative! some of the context was lost by languange barrier…

and yep sure enough there’s basically nobody in Siberia…

it’s time to “chuck” Schumer.

this map is also presupposing that Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Belarus, Georgia, Armenia, Azererbaijan, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikstan, and Kyrgyzstan are all “In Russia”, which … is exactly the kind of puffed up blatantly self-aggrandizing dipshittery we all know to be a VERY russian-government-coded behavior.

I mean, I know Belarus is basically nothing but a puppet-state of Russia (which is exactly what they wanted Ukraine to become if Volodymyr Zelenskyy hadn’t won the election, displaced their useful idiot, and derailed their handover) and suspect that Georgia is generally more friendly to Russia than it is to Ukraine, but … fucking Armenia???
Fucking … LITHUANIA?!

This map is suggesting that many of Russia’s densest population centers aren’t in Russia.

But it also firmly suggests Russia’s intentions to enslave all these areas.

closing in on a million dead orcs

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it’s the ‘first they came…’ poem.

It takes one to.

It’s not incest if there isn’t genetic overlap. Sorry. Don’t care. Fuck it, I’m borderline asexual and hardly even look at any porn, let alone this niche of it, so I don’t even have a horse in this race. As an outside observer, it’s a stupid pointless manufactured conflict with no grounding in reality, only as real as superstition. I will never have any respect for anyone who gets hung up on something so trivial.

Thanks I hate it

Good point, don’t want to contract their parasitic infestation of pure fucking evil either…

they already do, especially when it comes from coal ash.

I’m getting really fucking tired of seeing the fossil fuel industries’ cockpropaganda in that person’s mouth.

That’s where most of the anti-nuclear sentiment comes from: because they don’t like competition from a technology that is better than them in every way including cost of life per gigawatt hour…

how’bout no.

how’bout FUCK the united states.

HOW’BOUT THAT.

actually, trade New England to denmark’s ownership in exchange for the eggs. please. fucking please. get us out of here.

food that won’t make them sick.

and the rich are most sickening indeed.

so it’s important to balance one’s diet after dining on roast billionaire.

oh dear gods they’re preparing to implement the final solution jesus fucking christ it’s actually happening ._.