• nzodd@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    This asteroid is just some kind of elaborate marketing stunt for Armageddon 2, starring Joey Chestnut.

    Joey Chestnut: “Wait, wouldn’t it make more sense just to train experienced astronauts how to eat competitively instead of the other way around?”

    Michael Bay: “Shut the fuck up!”