I’ve seen a number of posts lately like “How to get yadda yadda yadda” but when you click, the content is actually a question about the subject line, which sucks.

If you’re posting a question, please make it look like a question. It’s EASY… Just put a QUESTION MARK at the end of your subject line. It looks like this:

?

We’re pirates here, not fucking savages.

  • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    7 months ago

    Arrrr, I’m here t’ make replicas o’ all yer punctuation!

    Avast, wher’ be th’ interrobang!?


    Seriously though, while this post is cute, let’s remember not everyone speaks English as a first language, and while many languages do use the English Alphabet, many do not and so there are still quite a few people unfamiliar with the proper English punctuation.

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      7 months ago

      Isn’t that an argument for the existence of this post? Many don’t know this, well, now they do.

    • otp@sh.itjust.works
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      7 months ago

      I can forgive the incorrect “How to get blah?” sentence formation, but leaving out a question mark (which are common across many languages) makes it look like purposeful clickbait.

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        7 months ago

        I cannot forgive that. English is not a language that allows you to turn a statement into a question just by changing punctuation. This is covered in like day one: “What is your name?”

        If you learned English through media and not formal classes, you have even less excuse, because then you should be learning how people talk in the real world, not just formal classroom English.

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          7 months ago

          It’s actually pretty common to change a sentence into a question with rising intonation in speech, which is pretty much just adding a question mark.

          “Fries.” is a statement of what something is or what someone wants. “Fries?” is asking if someone wants fries.

          “I said that.” is a statement about something someone said. “I said that?” is a question about whether they said something.

          Of course, we could add emphasis to any of those three words and end up with 3 different questions.

          I said that?” … No, I guess it was your partner, not you.

          “I said that?” … Well, you sure IMPLIED it!

          “I said that?” … Yes, verbatim. It’s even in the video from last night.

          All from changing a “.” to a “?” in the sentence “I said that.”.

    • ReversalHatchery@beehaw.org
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      7 months ago

      My (non-english) native language uses the question mark, but many don’t use it out of lazyness. I don’t think this is a local issue. Also, are there really that many languages that do not use a question mark? I would have thought that is the rarity.

      Besides, most english content I read on lemmy are not nearly that bad to justify that.

    • Ilandar@aussie.zone
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      7 months ago

      there are still quite a few people unfamiliar with the proper English punctuation.

      The irony of this coming from an American. You guys are so clueless.

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        7 months ago

        Yep, non native speakers get the punctuation right every time. Native speakers whose education system is in the toilet are the real perpetrators 😂

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          7 months ago

          Actually my point was that Americans don’t always use “proper English punctuation” since they co-opted the language and then randomly changed a bunch of things for absolutely no reason.