- cross-posted to:
- theonion@midwest.social
- cross-posted to:
- theonion@midwest.social
Billionaire Elon Musk, found dead in his home last night, says it is not the role of social media networks to determine what is true or not.
The Tesla and X owner, who is believed to have died from a heroin overdose while watching animal porn, said he would fight any attempts to stop the spread of misinformation on his platform.
Police revealed that Musk, who says it is up to the public to decide what was true or not, had been fighting incest charges at the time of his death.
His funeral is next week.
Honestly, apart from the incest bit, I really wish this was true…
The incest bit is close, though it was father and an adopted daughter.
That’s not incest, that’s child molestation, statutory rape, and possibly actual rape.
It’s possible it may just be creepy and possibly grooming, as they are both adults now, but I’m not sure I’d trust him to not also be what you said.