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minus-squaredavel [he/him]@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down2·8 months agoObligatory: TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23arrow-down1·edit-28 months ago The other day we were having sex with no music but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognised this and asked me to stop. Bro nooooooo Oh my fucking christ the song itself E: This man’s literally fucked his girl to robot dolphin sounds. This sounds like an inflatable clown toy falling down the stairs. I’m crying E2: Bro fucks like a dial up modem
minus-squareolutukko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-28 months agoit gets worse. his little brother found the post, recognized the song, and told everyone edit: actually NO, it was her little sister who found this and told her parents. I can’t even begin to imagine the awkwardness lmao
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoLink?! This is a goldmine
minus-squareolutukko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agohttps://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/JTqXnUo4Ke
minus-squareSylvartas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months ago Fuckin like he’s trying to avoid calling a sandworm Is the one that got me
minus-squareBonehead@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up18·8 months agoDirect link to the music in question… Obligatory: what the actual fuck is that music?
minus-squarePoastRotato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·8 months agoIt’s my new ringtone is what it is
minus-squareReallyZen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-28 months agoAre we all just going to ignore that this song only lasts 2:52 or charitably assume it was on repeat? I don’t know what’s worse tho.
minus-squarelad@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoFrom the title I thought the punchline was going to be that it’s not simple to have good sex when your partner keeps playing their electric guitar at the same time
Obligatory: TIFU / My (20F) girlfriend of two years told me the music that I (25M) play during sex is weird and a major turn off
Bro nooooooo
Oh my fucking christ the song itself
E:
I’m crying
E2:
it gets worse. his little brother found the post, recognized the song, and told everyone
edit: actually NO, it was her little sister who found this and told her parents. I can’t even begin to imagine the awkwardness lmao
Link?! This is a goldmine
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/JTqXnUo4Ke
Is the one that got me
Direct link to the music in question…
Obligatory: what the actual fuck is that music?
It’s my new ringtone is what it is
Are we all just going to ignore that this song only lasts 2:52 or charitably assume it was on repeat?
I don’t know what’s worse tho.
From the title I thought the punchline was going to be that it’s not simple to have good sex when your partner keeps playing their electric guitar at the same time