“I find that a duck’s opinion of me is influenced by whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but he does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That’s the biggest joke on the duck ever. If I worked at a convenience store, and a duck came in and stole a loaf of bread, I would let him go. I’d say, ‘Come back tomorrow, bring your friends!’ ― Mitch Hedberg
FLAX IS NOT MEANT TO BE EATEN
IT IS A TEXTILE BYPRODUCT
it’s where we get linen for chrissakes
imagine if they tried to make us eat fucking nylon
THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS
I honestly can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not, but I’m leaning towards yes.
Well, yes, facetious tone was implied and i am pleased that it arrived! If a little shaky in transit.
‘they have played us for absolute fools’ is a contemporary memetic keyphrase, although I did not follow the template to a T.
I agree with you, but I have non-standard food opinions.
I think it was flax in veg chips that had a bit more cyanide than normal, and a person who ate two bags of them was badly sickened - though it could have been any of the plants that make cyanide.
Some foods should have safe consumption limits accompanying them