• FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    8 个月前

    Attack geese.

    I’d normally suggest that attack geese are against geneva conventions or something… but these guys… they got it coming.

      • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
        3·
        8 个月前

        oh. good. glad that’s sorted. Lets also activate the uplands geese for naval operations.

        I wonder how much it would cost to train wild pigeons to shit on their shit. and how much that would cost… them.

        • Allero@lemmy.todayEnglish
          2·
          8 个月前

          Birds cannot control when they poop, so they’ll have to patrol their target.

          Which, when you think about it, is even more terrifying