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data1701d (He/Him)@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago

I'd go to school if...

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I'd go to school if...

data1701d (He/Him)@startrek.website to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 1 year ago
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    You’d flunk out of starfleet academy.

    • milkisklim@lemm.ee
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      Yeah. Boothby would be a terrible janitor

      • deegeese
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        MFer keeps tracking potting soil in the lecture halls.

    • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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      I wouldn’t even pass the entrance exam.

      • Jaccident@startrek.website
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        Implying you’d just sit in the test room as instructed, while as far as you know, a bunch of people die in the corridor outside.

        • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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          Yes, that’s exactly what I would do.

  • streetlights@lemmy.world
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    So my teachers are…plutocrat, terrorist, part-time terrorist, blogger, war criminal, twink, ancient sex-changing slug, sentient mud, and he-who-must-suffer…?

    What am I learning here?

    • DoctorSpocktopus@lemmy.ca
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      Life skills 😎

    • OsaErisXero@kbin.run
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      Vital information for your every day life.

      Obviously.

    • Jaccident@startrek.website
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      Shit, I went to regular schools and still managed to major in “He-Who-Must-Suffer-nomics”.

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