During computer class one day the printer starts printing out stacks of paper. The teacher goes over to see what’s being printed and it was all Pokemon rule 34. She then needed to ask who was printing out stacks of pokeporn. It was the special ed kid.

That would have been me.

One time I went to school with my trousers on backwards. The whole class noticed it when I went to the blackboard to present something.

But that was nothing next to the time we were outside for sports class in semi cold weather and a fly flew into my nose. It flew back out, dragging a long string of snot behind it. And it kept coming and coming and I could not stop it. And of course nobody had a handkerchief and still the snot kept flowing out. My best friend said he thought my brain was leaking.

I have illustrated the whole ordeal here: https://www.bjoern-tantau.de/?p=228