One time I went to school with my trousers on backwards. The whole class noticed it when I went to the blackboard to present something.
But that was nothing next to the time we were outside for sports class in semi cold weather and a fly flew into my nose. It flew back out, dragging a long string of snot behind it. And it kept coming and coming and I could not stop it. And of course nobody had a handkerchief and still the snot kept flowing out. My best friend said he thought my brain was leaking.
That would have been me.
One time I went to school with my trousers on backwards. The whole class noticed it when I went to the blackboard to present something.
But that was nothing next to the time we were outside for sports class in semi cold weather and a fly flew into my nose. It flew back out, dragging a long string of snot behind it. And it kept coming and coming and I could not stop it. And of course nobody had a handkerchief and still the snot kept flowing out. My best friend said he thought my brain was leaking.
I have illustrated the whole ordeal here: https://www.bjoern-tantau.de/?p=228