• jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        9 months ago

        And after they find out the suicide note… was written super-generically.

        To whom it may concern,

        I cannot take it anymore. If I have a wife and/or kids, tell them that I love them.

        Good bye cruel world,

        [Don’t forget to change this text to the assassinated target’s name]

      • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        9 months ago

        pro tip: real suicides generally don’t include a note

        The rate in the graph varies between 20 and 40 percent.