• jballs@sh.itjust.works
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      8 months ago

      And after they find out the suicide note… was written super-generically.

      To whom it may concern,

      I cannot take it anymore. If I have a wife and/or kids, tell them that I love them.

      Good bye cruel world,

      [Don’t forget to change this text to the assassinated target’s name]

    • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      8 months ago

      pro tip: real suicides generally don’t include a note

      The rate in the graph varies between 20 and 40 percent.