WASHINGTON—Noting how much better things used to be for those struggling financially, Americans across the country confirmed Wednesday that they longed for the days when poverty mostly meant making a monkey dance on the street for cash. “Just a few decades ago, being below the poverty line was way more tolerable, and…
Those were simpler times. When you could just whip your monkey out in public and make money with it.
don’t forget to crank your hurdy-gurdy, too
Well I’ll be