hydroptic to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 months agoPolly wants a deliverableimagemessage-square51fedilinkarrow-up11.6Karrow-down114
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minus-squarehydropticOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·3 months agoAnd what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
minus-squareLoamImprovement@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoThe one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
minus-squarehydropticOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoAhh, sales… The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
minus-squareBallsandBayonets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoI can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.
And what sort of an MVP is feature-complete and completely bugless?
Wayne Gretzky? 🤷
Minimum Viable Player
The one in the manager’s mind, that also isn’t actually an MVP because sales over-promised and now you have to find a way to deliver.
Ahh, sales…
The best sales folks are the ones who promise customers things that are literally impossible (and I do mean literally, eg. promising something that essentially solves the halting problem). Those are always fun to sort out
I can deliver completely bugless. The secret is code that doesn’t do anything, acts the same as code that doesn’t exist.