• drolex
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    11 个月前

    I wonder what enormous mass of matter brought so many natural satellites to orbit this planet? Is this temple made of plutonium?

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      Don’t dead Mormons get their own planets or something like that? This family probably resurrected on a low-quality planet that has a very crowded neighborhood because they didn’t tithe enough, possibly because of the obvious cosmetic surgery decisions.

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        I’ve never quite understood, is it one planet one family or one person one planet.

        If it’s one family that bitch guns get crowded quick and you’ll be stuck with incest though from allegations of LDS members they’re already pretty ok with that.