The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish I was happier [MIGRATED]

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I wish I was happier [MIGRATED]

The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 year ago

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Originally posted by @ContentSpy@lemmy.fmhy.ml.

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[@olsonexi@rammy.site]

Granted. You are now brimming with glee 100% of the time, even when it’s completely inappropriate. Now everyone at your grandma’s funeral thinks you’re an insensitive asshole.

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