A rights advocate said, “This is like the CIA putting out a statement saying that going forward they’ll only waterboard people with dignity and respect.”
  • @XTLEnglish
    24•10 months ago

    Translation: don’t get caught, especially in anything that would look bad.

    • FuglyDuckEnglish
      6•10 months ago

      Alternate Translation: “stop uploading all the sex tapes to your personal media servers.”