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    1 year ago

    The crushing weight of a hydraulic press. Sorry, what were we talking about?

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      1 year ago

      You’re a sentient doll.

      You get bought

      The buyer is a youtuber

      he got a hydraulic press.

      you discover that the crushing weight isn’t just a mental thing

      you wake up, it was just a dream.

      You’re a sentient doll waiting to be bought.

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        1 year ago

        The hydraulic press isn’t real. The hydraulic press isn’t real. The hydraulic press isn’t real.

        But how do I know these words?

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          1 year ago

          These words you utter invoke a painful sensation that move from the top of your head down to the tip of your toeless foot. A huge feeling of despair got hold of you. You just know you are paying for past sins commited. sins so grave that you’ve been doomed to be crushed for eternity and beyond. The sin of Putting pineapple on pizza.