• flamingo_pinyata
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    5 天前

    Let’s say it true and Trump triggers the Armageddon. Then what?
    What’s the plan here? Force God’s hand and summon Jesus back to Earth?

    I fail to see how it could possibly go well for them.

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      5 天前

      If Jesus were born in Bethlehem again…he’d be Palestinian, imagine their reaction :D

      • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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        5 天前

        I have a theory that Jesus keeps being reborn, but every time he does, his mother is turned away from the bomb shelter for being Palestinian.

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            No. I literally think Jesus is being reborn in occupied Palestine and his mother is literally repeatedly dying as a result of the ongoing genocide.

            • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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              Well thats a crackpot theory if I ever heard one. Jesus isn’t real, and never was. Any apocalyptic preacher who thought they were the son of God just had schizophrenia

              • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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                My brother in christ please learn to read sarcasm.

                (If you’re on the spectrum as well, then sorry for not being literal with what I was saying, but STILL)

                Also not trying to virtue signal here, but that’s kinda offensive to schizophrenics, comparing them to religious zealots

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                    5 天前

                    It’s how someone would likely reply (sarcastically) when speaking in offline conversation.

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                    5 天前

                    Nahh, you’re right, I should have dropped a ‘/s’ tone indicator on there, that’s on me for assuming the reader can see that I was being intentionally ridiculous

                • youcantreadthis@quokk.au
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                  5 天前

                  There is no literature. Information is a terrain of struggle, fit only for attacks and tribal virtue signalling. By not already knowing this you have proven you’re a fascist or other thing i dislike.

                  • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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                    5 天前

                    Some serious nominative determinism in your post because “Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?” Lmao

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        5 天前

        boom, headshot!

        oh hey the body’s still squirming, got any lu… Wait nevermind this ones hydrated enough i can just use the blood. Little water thief deserved this.