• Gork
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    2 months ago

    That wasn’t the real reason.

    Also, hot bread is fantastic.

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        2 months ago

        Massaged the butter into the bread with his bare hands without breaking eye contact. At least blink so they don’t think you’re a threat.

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      2 months ago

      ‘you have shit on your head’

      ‘it’s chocolate!’

      ‘oh thank fuck’

      ‘can I come in now’

      ‘no’