• NoForwardslashS
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    5 months ago

    Who needs to drink in the afternoon when you can have 6 beers before 11am.

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      “Kein Bier vor 4” or no beer before 4 PM as we say in Germany. But given that it’s past 4 PM somewhere all the time …

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        5 months ago

        What about breakfast mimosas? Surely he’s heard about them? Elevensies? Brunch spritzers? 3 martini lunch? Hard tea? Spanish and Irish Coffees? Apéritifs? Wine with dinner? Digestifs? Cordials? Pre-saucing before a night out? 2 drink minimum? A hard day’s night? Hair-o-the-dog? He knows about them doesn’t he?