• supersquirrel
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    12 天前

    it’s a stupid inside joke that went out of control years ago over at r/ich_iel and while it’s sometimes done here it’s not nearly as often.

    Have y’all tried the “beating a dead horse before they can” joke vaccine strategy? In the US we use strike teams specially trained to neutralize dad joke outbreaks before they can Meta-stasize by activating sleepy agents to penetrate into local communities at the periphery of the pundumbick origin (usually monkeys or bats) with highly specialized mom jokes (your mom’s jokes NOT your mom jokes RTFM NOT RRFK) that innoculate the general populace and reduce the likelihood of child mortality.

    If all else fails me and your mum resort to extreme carpet bombing tactics via The B52s armament of XM420 “Love Shack” Chud Buster MeowKnitshuns (we call it “Operation Vibrating Thunder”) and while a lot of people assume it consists of a militant scissor actions, there is actually usually none, just lots of “ohs?” from people learning new things.

    Don’t take my word for it, though I have obviously never spoken to them it is obvious in my heart that Shakespeare And Company agree though they may paris jabs better than I can ever hope too (I am a graceful hoper at least and at rest but not at Trieste).