• qyron
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    20 hours ago

    Ownership of dildos must be normalized. In fact, I want to propose making mandatory to receive one upon becoming of legal age at your country of birth. Upon entering a new job? Complementary dildo. Entering the military? Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo. Graduating? Dildo. College? Dildo. Masters? XL Dildo. Doctorate? Epic Dildo. Getting engaged? Matching dildos.

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      Camouflage pattern, G.I. Dildo

      G.I. Diljoe?

      Masters? XL Dildo.

      The Green Jack-It

      College?

      Magnum Cum Louder

      Doctorate

      The Cocktorate

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        16 hours ago

        I like how your mind works.

        Are we starting a product line?