The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 month ago

I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

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I wish the thing causing my hiccups would manifest as a physical object so I could beat the everloving shit out of it with a hammer and finally go to sleep.

The Monkey's PawEnglish · 1 month ago

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If it kills me, at least the hiccups stop.

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