You will know when you wake up with a painful ballsack the size of a small orange.
You have a few hours to reach the hospital from that point and you will be fine.
Just don’t go to school for two more days because you are too embarrassed to tell your parents. Because that will leave with only the spare, which is there for a reason.
I’ve been self-conscious of the placement of my balls ever since I learned that they can get twisted. Sleeping on my side is now exciting.
Like manual breathing, or feeling your tongue always touching your mouth, I am now acutely aware of the position of my balls.
You need to blink manually too
You will know when you wake up with a painful ballsack the size of a small orange.
You have a few hours to reach the hospital from that point and you will be fine.
Just don’t go to school for two more days because you are too embarrassed to tell your parents. Because that will leave with only the spare, which is there for a reason.
Wait that actually can happen? I thought it was a joke.
Great now I have another thing to think about at night.
c/oddlyspecific
True story though.