- “AI Revolutionizes Healthcare: Personalized Treatments Now Mainstream”
- “Mars Habitat Construction Begins: NASA and SpaceX Collaborate on First Colony”
- “Global Agreement Reached to Combat Climate Change: Major Nations Commit to Net Zero by 2040”
- “Breakthrough in Alzheimer’s Research: First Preventative Drug Approved”
- “World’s First Fully Autonomous Car Fleet Launches in Major U.S. Cities”
- “Quantum Computing Goes Mainstream: Tech Giants Release Affordable Systems for Businesses”
- “Artificial Meat Overtakes Traditional Meat in Global Sales for the First Time”
- “Historic Milestone: Global Poverty Rate Falls Below 5%”
- “World Cup Expands to Include 50 Teams in 2026: FIFA Announces New Format”
- “Revolution in Energy Storage: New Battery Technology Doubles Electric Vehicle Range”
- “Teacher Shortages Reach Record Highs, Sparking Calls for Better Pay and Benefits”
- “Rising Gas Prices Push More Americans Toward Public Transit”
- “FDA Approves New Weight-Loss Drug Amid Growing Obesity Epidemic”
- “U.S. to Implement National AI Regulations Following Privacy Concerns”
- “Retail Giants Announce Closures as Online Shopping Continues to Dominate”
- “Severe Drought Forces Water Restrictions Across Southwestern States”
- “Major Airlines Report Increased Delays Due to Pilot Shortages”
- “Crypto Market Rebounds After Two Years of Decline”
- “High School Football Participation Declines Amid Safety Concerns”
- “Europe Introduces New Travel Tax for Non-EU Visitors Starting in 2026”
I tried to get it to make a bingo cards for “wild” things that may happen. Like in the “who had this on their bingo card meme”
For some reason it saw this as a opportunity to shit on all kinds of things and people. Including AI itself
2025 Bingo Card: Chaos and Surprises Edition (only kept the entertaining ones)
1. Elon Musk announces candidacy for U.S. president (or other government role).
His legal team insists his South African birth is totally fine.
2. OpenAI goes public with the largest IPO in tech history.
Then, ChatGPT announces its resignation from corporate life.
6. Meta (Facebook) announces a VR headset that flops spectacularly.
Zuck’s “Metaverse dream” continues its slow, painful death.
8. Twitter (X) files for bankruptcy.
Musk shrugs and starts another platform: “ElonChat.”
11. A reality show stages the first “wedding in space.”
The ratings are astronomical, and so is the cringe.
12. Hollywood strike leads to massive AI-generated films.
They’re terrible, but everyone watches them anyway.
18. Fusion energy breakthrough, but no one believes it.
“It’s just another cold fusion hoax,” people grumble… but is it?
22. Cryptocurrency finally gets regulated in the EU or U.S.
And Bitcoin’s value plummets overnight.
23. A mega-rich influencer starts their own “sovereign nation.”
Think Seasteading, but TikTok-themed.
24. A famous tech leader resigns after an AI goes rogue.
“We didn’t anticipate it learning sarcasm this well,” they claim.