Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square137fedilinkarrow-up1722arrow-down111
arrow-up1711arrow-down1imageBlessica Blimpsonsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square137fedilink
minus-squarewatson387linkfedilinkarrow-up135·2 months agoYeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
minus-squareaccideath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up52arrow-down1·2 months agoOr whose last name is Blimpson.
minus-squareIcyToes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down1·edit-22 months agoI don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
minus-squareaccideath@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up41·2 months agoWe live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoWith a mace everything is possible.
minus-squareKSP Atlaslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·2 months agoI mean, you can knock up a trans guy
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·2 months ago someone who likes the name Blessica I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
minus-squareMadhuGururajan@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoIs that you scoob?
minus-squarewjrii@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoNo. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
I mean, you can knock up a trans guy
Damn :(
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
To… blave…
Blilly Blystal
Is that you scoob?
Ruh roh
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
That’s a crunchy mom?
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”