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minus-squaremerari42@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up88·9 days agoYou can even say “Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!” In the sessions
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up60·9 days agoshow up with a different date to each session and act like it’s the same person
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·edit-29 days ago“I don’t know, you changed so much it feels like you aren’t even the person I started dating last week long ago”
minus-squareJake FarmlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·9 days ago“He doesn’t even remember our anniversary.”
minus-squareCMDR_Horn@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·9 days ago“She doesn’t remember it either!”
minus-squareRandelung@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 days agoI don’t even know what we’re doing here. What was your name again? Does this feel like a joke to you? We’re wasting all of our time right now. … idk how long I could last, honestly.
minus-squareiheartneopets@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 days agoFollowing up with an “You’re right, I don’t know you”
minus-squareZachariah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·edit-29 days agoWhy would this be hilarious? Lives in Perth 12 kilometres away About me 19 My Interests Coffee Travel Dog lover Volunteering Cooking
This would be hilarious.
You can even say “Sometimes it feels like you do not even know me at all!” In the sessions
show up with a different date to each session and act like it’s the same person
“I don’t know, you changed so much it feels like you aren’t even the person I started dating
last weeklong ago”“He doesn’t even remember our anniversary.”
“She doesn’t remember it either!”
I don’t even know what we’re doing here. What was your name again?
Does this feel like a joke to you?
We’re wasting all of our time right now.
… idk how long I could last, honestly.
Following up with an “You’re right, I don’t know you”
Why would this be hilarious?