The purgatory is a perfectly self-contained 10-acre plot of land that you create limited mostly by your imagination, but you’re cut off from the world and other people.
The internet connection is stable, but you lack a physical body and cannot upgrade the machine hosting you - your hardware will become out of date fairly quickly.
Since its purgatory, the nice little cottage will have terrible weather. The animals will make it impossible to sleep. All books will be written by Dan Brown.
Now thats purgatory