🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agoAnon loves his firetrucksh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1825arrow-down15
arrow-up1820arrow-down1imageAnon loves his firetrucksh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 days agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squaredrolexlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·9 days ago be me get laughed at for showing toy firetruck at school dad wakes me up for drive to school pass school “dad where are we going” “my friends want to meet you anon” pull up to schoolmate’s house it’s on fire the firefighters are there get to see my enemies die screaming while burning get to see a real fire truck mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 days ago go to visit my dad in prison he asked me to smuggle in some cocaine I hide it in my firetruck give him the firetruck he hides the firetruck in his ass all the other inmates make fun of him for hiding a firetruck in his ass he builds a prison gang drug empire he has everyone that laughed at him killed now my firetruck smells funny
mfw my dad took a day off to do a little arson to make me feel better