kernelpanic@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months agohave constipation?plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squarehave constipation?plus-squarekernelpanic@hilariouschaos.comEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down15
arrow-up112arrow-down1message-squareUse toothpicks to clean your ears, to get to those deep itches.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square2fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareWipe your ass with a pinecone for an exfoliating experience.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square0fedilink
over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down14
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareMasturbate into the mayonnaise jar to keep it topped off and fresh.over_clox@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Cryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down14
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareDon't harm your biome by "cleaning" itplus-squareCryophilia@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square4fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoCall everyone Michaelplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareCall everyone Michaelplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoMake a scene at funeralsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareMake a scene at funeralsplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoDrive on the wrong side of the road for better gas mileageplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareDrive on the wrong side of the road for better gas mileageplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoUse a banana as a phone chargerplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareUse a banana as a phone chargerplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoChew on aluminum foil to strengthen your teeth.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareChew on aluminum foil to strengthen your teeth.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square2fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoWhen faced with a difficult decision, just close your eyes and point randomly at a map. Wherever you land, move there and start over.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down10
arrow-up18arrow-down1message-squareWhen faced with a difficult decision, just close your eyes and point randomly at a map. Wherever you land, move there and start over.plus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square1fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoConstantly, and persistently debate people about everything and continuesly insist they are wrongplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareConstantly, and persistently debate people about everything and continuesly insist they are wrongplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
dberte79@hilariouschaos.com · 7 months agoIt’s not slavery if they’re foster kidsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square3fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down10
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareIt’s not slavery if they’re foster kidsplus-squaredberte79@hilariouschaos.com · 7 months agomessage-square3fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoTake laxatives before swimming then have major diarrhea in the swimming pool. That way you get the pool all to yourself.message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up19arrow-down10
arrow-up19arrow-down1message-squareTake laxatives before swimming then have major diarrhea in the swimming pool. That way you get the pool all to yourself.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square6fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoShow appreciation to your friends by whispering "oh fuck yeah" under your breath when they show you pictures of their kids.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareShow appreciation to your friends by whispering "oh fuck yeah" under your breath when they show you pictures of their kids.Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoNever comb your hairplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down14
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareNever comb your hairplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agoDrink less waterplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down12
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareDrink less waterplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-28 months agoAssume everything, research nothingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down11
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareAssume everything, research nothingplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · edit-28 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoLive in the pastplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareLive in the pastplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
Alice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agoOvercomplicate everythingplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareOvercomplicate everythingplus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comMEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square0fedilink
