ZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours ago"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone." - Jack Handeymessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down13
arrow-up130arrow-down1message-square"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone." - Jack HandeyZephyrXero@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 hours agomessage-square6fedilink
nocturneEnglish · 1 hour agoBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareBefore you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.plus-squarenocturneEnglish · 1 hour agomessage-square2fedilink
nocturneEnglish · 10 hours agoI think Santa Claus and Superman are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why: Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down16
arrow-up1-4arrow-down1message-squareI think Santa Claus and Superman are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why: Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard nocturneEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square4fedilink