https://xkcd.com/1015/

If you really hate someone, teach them to recognize bad kerning.

I’ve never been catcalled before but a woman did flash her tits at me once. She yelled “is that your girlfriend?” and I yelled back “yes” and she flashed me. Didn’t like that… dunno why someone would do that. Oh well. That relationship is over. She cheated on me after I was faithful for 7 years. It be like that sometimes. Oversharing much? lol. Anyway, I’ve been trying to find a partner since, but I only ever get approached by gay men. It’s flattering of course, but I’m a hetero male (I think) and women never, ever approach me. What’s up with that? Surely if gay men find me attractive, women might too, but the responsibility to approach is on me for some god-forsaken reason and I am too afraid to approach anyone. Why does it have to be like this? Rhetorical question of course, the answer is heteronormativity, but you’d think with the prevalence of feminism that this would be less of a factor. I don’t know what I’m trying to say, I’m drunk right now. Rant over

On two separate occasions last week, I was approached by a stranger who told me I look good. Pretty much nothing is going right in my life so at least vanity is workable as a last stronghold between me and the void.

Ah, I remember November 2016. The kids in the hippie dorm beat the shit out of someone on their floor because they didn’t vote.

Don’t get me wrong, Trump is a fascist. With that out of the way, just let me say that if you freak the fuck out over everything all the time, you are bound to be right every once in a while. It’s not impressive when you live your entire life in a histrionic state.

Maybe it’s just a graphene thing, but BLE capabilities are granted on a per-app basis on my phone.

Maybe it will encourage public transit. Less driving is good for the planet.

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

I don’t think you understood the prompt

Is there anything iphones can do besides scroll social media? Every time I hear about some cool new capability of phones this caveat is always present.

Wtf? No way

Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you’re into that or what

Yeah, the bottom 10%

Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual

Let’s be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.

dude, I fucking hate israel. but I also hate how you can’t even attempt to discuss any nuance without being called a zionist.

This comic would be a lot better if they didn’t depict the zionist/jew as a deformed sewer mutant type guy lol. Feels a little like anti-zionist jews are catching strays from this one

Why concern yourself with how things sound?

I’m in the same boat. I fucking hate modern cars. There are no acceptable options so I just walk and use public transit… the data collection is so extensive I feel uncomfortable even catching a ride in a friends car.

Us jews don’t really have a universal symbol of our faith. Israeli flag doesn’t automatically equal zionism in my mind. It’s a bit different now, but especially when I was growing up, all my peers and I viewed said flag the same way we view the cross. At the very least, it shouldn’t be an invitation for property damage.

The topic is highly nuanced. I know this is lost on almost everyone. I fear I’ll be mistaken as a zionist for expressing any viewpoint that isn’t aggressively one-sided, so let me state explicitly: I am strongly against Israel.

The vandalism has to fucking stop though. I paint over multiple swastikas and maliciously-drawn stars of David on a daily fucking basis. I have probably painted over 100 such instances since this shit popped off. It feels a lot like a threat at this point. I covered 2 swastikas and 4 stars of david YESTERDAY. I don’t feel safe in my city cause of this shit.

Do you mean to suggest that videogames are for children? I don’t really see where you’re coming from here.