Please God, give me a real photo of trump vaping. It would be so fucking funny.

What if we used 100% of the brain to make memes?

Dibs on the elephant dildo

That guy has never done anything to help me

My girl always knows where the hot sauce bottle is

Both gram negative, I’d assume

tax-funded Medicare-for-all

Is there another way to do it, or do they just want to add a scary word?

Plop plop

Plop plop plop

You aren’t taking into account the patent inversion convention of 1898.

Wouldn’t a fish have a land-bath? Like an upside tub with air and dirt.

I did 1 bad thing: everything

Yes, we all have a closet filled with Waters brand chromatographs

Mom! Bart’s fissioning!

The ranger has twice as much experience as the wizard, the cleric has +2 level adjustment, the fighter can afford a +4 longsword with standard WBL, and the party has an APL of 12 how many times can the party cast teleport with all their level 5 spell slots?

Have you tried watching the same media over and over and over?

edit: and over

Prosecutor: “do you swear to the truth?”

Me:

Too many jrux

Poor Skim Scott.

Kidney stones are miserable. Drink your GD water

What’s that in metric?