Also, it’s not the real Mona Lisa.

Cats never really sleep. They wait.

Dragonforce is awesome.

Personally, I hope they successfully secede, then get taken over by Mexico. #maketexasmexicoagain

He’s one of the reasons my wife and I moved out of Texas.

Did he get confused and hire a prostitute as a lawyer?

Plus rent (or a mortgage).

Then I suppose school really is preparing you for life. All this time I thought they were just teaching to the test.

I hope you stub your toe…

HILARIOUS!!!

This person clearly listened to a different brand of punk than what I listened to. He should run this by Jello Biafra.

What would we call the 13th month?

I’ve definitely thought about this.

It’s not obscure. This is the example, with syntactic differences, for this problem in almost every programming book I’ve read. He just didn’t include newlines.

Are we sure this is English. It reads like a bad translation.

I learned that my phone’s browser will only allow 99 tabs. Unless they’ve updated that.

I didn’t know I had ADHD until I saw this. Dang.

“Got Up or Stayed Up” is a fun game to play at Burning Man.

I legit didn’t think this thing was real.

I just can’t quit you, vim!

You beat me to it.