ew

oh no, property developers can’t afford to bribe the council? oh nooo oh noooo I feel so bad, think about all the predatory landlords that are missing out on somebody else’s income oh nooooo

“could be banned from getting bonuses” imagine that being your punishment for poisoning the environment that we all live in. I know it says they could “even be sent to prison” but that’s even less likely to happen than the bonus thing. It really is one rule for them and another for the rest of us innit

Yeah fucking right mate, I’ll believe it when I see these rich fucks in prison (i.e literally when hell freezes over)

I just lie about my salary when they ask 🤷 Can’t low ball me if I already inflated it lol

and into the bin, right?

“held just 40 miles from Swindon” lol

I was pretty sure that thumbnail was some sort of small gnome in a robe with a pointy hat before I zoomed in lol

It’s handy that these fascist weirdos turned up in Brighton given that they all belong in the fucking sea

You’re right, it’s intentional; the North of England all gathered round one day and schemed up ways to very briefly confuse some people talking about their evening meal

Why, what did he do?

Since when have they ever been fucking “inflation-linked”??? Other than the inflation that affects yacht prices for their CEOs, these greedy fucks just want to nick whatever cash they can get and fuck the rest. Arseholes.

Ah brilliant, the Marketing team have really put their heads together on this one.

Can’t wait for the day Nigel Farage can no longer claim anything tbh.

Man dressed as beans to appear beside the stretched ghost of a Victorian child; actual politicians nowhere to be found.

Mate, £250? Pretty sure if you broke into some Gregg’s round here you’d get more than that lol

No way? A tory-run organisation is amplifying voices sympathetic to their cause? I am shocked.

Now there’s a whole town full of dog-eating-alligator-eating Australians in the Northern Territory. Terrifying stuff.

Reckon he’ll be the guy who buys the NHS next, or will that be some other wealth hoarding pre-corpse?

Glad there’s literally nothing more important that our dickhead politician class could be working on 👍