They’re fundamental.

Anyone remember like a month ago when the Supreme Court ruled he can’t do this?

Unfortunately we won’t get that lucky.

Tortoises live for centuries.

TV shows are like McDonalds now.

Anything with any interesting flavor is going to automatically turn off 50% of potential eaters, so everything has to be a bland, boring, safe, middle of the road exercise in mediocrity or else it won’t sell to as many boring people as possible.

We’re never getting anything good from a major studio again unless it’s by complete accident.

No joke?

This is THE single most powerful piece of knowledge you can acquire in your entire life, and the earlier you figure it out, the better.

Standing desk, eh?

Putting it on the dispenser is too much work. Just put it on top and spin a few squares off with your finger in the roll when you need it.

They’ve been practicing for a long time

Yes, but let’s be honest…

If not for Star Wars his legacy would much more prominently feature brown face that has not aged nearly as well.

Intermittent fasting still alive and well, I see.

Every time I see people in the west mock Japan for being bamboozled by KFC into accepting chicken as part of Christmas tradition, I think of this.

Turns out people in general are just easily manipulated creatures of habit and custom.

No, seriously though.

The hilariously low joke amount from the movie is BARELY less than the actual settlement amount.

Not everyone is always going to always be interested in everything you have to say, but when someone responds to that feeling by calling you annoying or telling you to shut up?

That is no longer your problem - that is THEIRS. That’s an inappropriate, childish response to someone’s enthusiasm, and frankly, you deserve better friends than that.

“Come on, Denny, Mark! Put on your tuxedos and let’s throw the football, huh?”

It’s pretty easy to not get caught surveiling customers.

All you have to do is… Not surveil customers.

Nothing will ever be good enough for the contrarian asshats who just want everything to burn down.

See? Who says we can’t go back to the 50s?

That’s okay. Chatgpt is taking those jobs too.

I suggest we all get into plumbing. The potential for water damage makes robots less appealing there for the near future.